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I have measured out my life in coffee spoons;;

transitorystory:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

you know what that means

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smallcitysecrets:

pizza-party-in-the-tardis:

thebloggerbloggerfun:

smallcitysecrets:

I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.

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I can’t believe this happened to me.

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lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

lokis-green-and-golden-queen:

mecto-amorous:

sleepyshibe:

1 sqft of bun

Fun fact: a group of bunnies is called a fluffle.

1 SQFT OF FLUFFLE

(Source: furything, via watermelon-y)

— 8 hours ago with 275412 notes

aztecablood:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

cool

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— 2 days ago with 136149 notes
freemabatch:

t-hiddy-diddy:

This just about sums up the entirety of Tumblr..

Yes.

freemabatch:

t-hiddy-diddy:

This just about sums up the entirety of Tumblr..

Yes.

(via gingerbbatch)

— 3 days ago with 11682 notes

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

(via super-who-locked-starkid)

— 3 days ago with 307626 notes

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

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— 3 days ago with 104319 notes

puppiesarerad:

freddashdog:

Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

I’m fucking sobbing.

(via im-not-a-climbing-frame)

— 3 days ago with 56417 notes
50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

50shadesofacceptance:

I will not stop reblogging this because this shit was both hilarious and true

(Source: onlysheepfollowpeople, via charcoalgorilla)

— 3 days ago with 598728 notes

tbiamaryllis:

northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.

Why are you laughing at me

(Source: moretz-c, via blackwidow-natalia)

— 3 days ago with 498496 notes

french:

tylerchokely:

i think about this video everyday play it on repeat at my funeral

i reblog this every time i see it on my dash

(Source: chriscanandwill, via rossroads)

— 3 days ago with 254282 notes