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johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

"I’m not a feminist but I believe men and women are equal"

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that’s what a feminist is???????

(Source: dammit-jim-im-a-blog, via mydrunkkitchen)

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starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

— 2 days ago with 113689 notes

winter-is-coming-for-hitler:

draelogor:

darkchocolateandtea:

fuckingconversations:

teamfreekickass:

spiffypop:

thebraveandmischievous:

housetohalf:

mysnarkasm:

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

she kicks ass like a coursing river

with all the force of a great typhoon

and all the strength of a raging fire

(Source: succubuffy, via when-youre-so-lost-in-oceans)

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"My anaconda! DON’T!!!!"
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someboredidiot:

one-step-in-the-wrong-direction:

nepeasant:

nepeasant:

niccage-official:

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i dont get it

NEVERMIND I GET IT NOW I’M STUPID

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on this website!

MY GOD

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himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

himederekitten:

This is a piece of shitty mid-2000s humour that I hope never disappears from the internet

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bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via justinstahhp)

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hippies-like-us:

shebehaveslikeshesonfire:

artieshipswhouffle:

kenziedig:

rockandfloyd:

blessedarethewarriors:

demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN

she also got shot in the HEAD and LIVED

She is amazing person because she was almost killed and still continues to speak out and believe in herself and that what shes doing is right.

i love Malala so much. 

she should be made into a saint

I second that

She makes me cry

SHE IS AN INSPIRATION

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions, via blackwidow-natalia)

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#totally deserved that Nobel peace prize 

edwardspoonhands:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH - And yet I still cried…

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deniablesmiles:

the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

That description.

(Source: adrianivashkov, via jordayyyy)

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lonelyandcompany:

captaingumdrop:

ellendegeneres:

Jennifer Lawrence was hungry on the Red Carpet, so Jeannie gave her some Pop Rocks to hold her over until pizza time.

You can see the exact moment where her polite ‘Thank you’ switched into the pure childlike excitement of ‘HOLY SHIT POP ROCKS YEAH’

Okay but look at the reporters face and see how excited she is also.

(via blackwidow-natalia)

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